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September 23, 2006
An Argument For Childhood Obesity
Cross post from The Bard's Blog.
Surprising that parents find it okay
Serving unhealthy portions of all slop:
Pizza and soda and cookies each day,
But wine, beer or spirit—touch not a drop!
A taste will make a criminal it's thought,
And sex, well sex: those nasty thoughts must stop!
But boy, such joy: count your calories not!
Girl, unfurl! Give growth to that muffin-top!
It's clear there's a difference among sin,
As it's best not to teach moderation.
Safer to continue putting food in,
Than to expose gently to libation.
In childhood be fat, holy not thinner;
In college become that drunk, sexed sinner.
Posted by jordanh at September 23, 2006 3:33 PM |
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